Executive Privilege

Courtesy of Dave Holle
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Peculiar to The Libertarian Enterprise

         Bill & Hillary had Al and Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back.
         They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has got a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?"
         Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when we get home and find out."
         They got home and she called Hillary and said, "Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?"
         Hillary put her hand over the receiver and said, "Bill! I found out who peed in your saxophone!"

Renowned humorist and cartoonist Dave Holle is also keeper of one of the internet's most highly-respected Bettie Page sites, which public benefaction may be seen at: http://www.xnet.com/~dav/bp/bettie.shtml

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