Untitled Essay
Hobbyt Kudos Winner
(Most Humorous Entry)
Kevin El-Hayek (age 18)
[email protected]
Special to The Libertarian Enterprise
One time I was walking down the street, and someone asked me, "Do
you have a bike?" And I said, "Yeah, I have a bike." That's what
individual freedom is all about. I mean, in how many other countries,
can you say, "Yeah, I have a bike"? So our problem here is the fact
that we are all allowed to have bikes, but we don't all have them. If
we all get bikes and learn how to use them properly we will exercise
our individual freedom.
Say I'm riding my bike, and I'm in a no bike zone ... who
cares ... I have a bike, and I'm gonna ride it. In a more serious
example, I was riding my bike through Harvard Yard after a tough day
of wrestling practice. Now, it is known that it is illegal to ride
your bike through Harvard Yard. I've been stopped several times by
various enforcers of the law, but I usually just duck out of the way
and keep going. On this particular night, an old woman saw me riding
my bike, and she said, "No bikes in the yard." At first I was like,
"Yeah right, who the hell are you to tell me that I'm not allowed to
ride my bike here. Are you an enforcer of the law?" But then I got
to thinking ... maybe she's like part of the administration or
something, and she'll get a good look at my blue GT Talera and turn me
in or something. So I obediently got off my bike, and began to walk
it.
Primarily, the simple thought of me feeling guilty for riding my
bike infringed upon my basic individual right of riding my bike. Now
sure, maybe if it was really slippery out or something, and there were
like a million people walking through the Yard, I'd think, "Yeah, if
there was to be a day to actually 'walk' my bike, today would be the
day." But I should be able to make that decision, not some old lady
walking through the yard. To tell you the truth, I felt like turning
around and riding my bike right up her ass! I mean, I go just as fast
as people who run in the Yard, but does that mean that they shouldn't
be allowed to run? I don't think so!
When I brought this subject up in a very formal dining hall debate
with several students in my dormitory, they argued that you have more
control when you are running. You know what I have to say to that? I
say what about people on scooters, or rollerblades, or even
skateboards? Do you honestly think they have more control on their
respective means of transportation than someone who rides a bike?
When it all boils down, what we have here is a simple case of the
cliched "double standard." I argue that many people who walk through
the yard have an automatic discriminatory opinion towards bike
riders ... just because of that stupid sign at all entrances into the
yard:
PLEASE WALK YOUR BIKE
If we are going to be PC (like we seem to have to be these days in
almost every aspect of living), why doesn't the sign say:
PLEASE WALK YOUR ROLLERBLADES, SKATEBOARD, SCOOTERS,
OR ANY OTHER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT WILL ENDANGER
THOSE OBEDIENT FOLKS WHO SIMPLY WALK THROUGH THE YARD
Ok, so I got a little carried away on that one, but the point here
is that we as Americans can say that we have bikes, we have
rollerblades, we can run, we have rights. If we don't learn how to
use our rights, what on Earth did our Forefathers spend all that time
doing in that stuffy room in Philadelphia? Call me a madman, but I
thought they were discussing how to make this country free.
Anyway, not to sidetrack, but there are just some things we should
have the right to do. I have a bike. I'm gonna ride it. If I walk
down the street and ask you if you have a bike, you can say no, but I
would strongly urge you to go out and get one. And if you ask me if I
have a bike, I'm gonna tell you right to your face ...
"I have a bike."