Merry Christmas 2012, a poem by David M. Schmidt

THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE
Number 700, December 9, 2012
"So here's a call to arms—or at least to
keyboards—for all of those I hear wondering
what they can do to advance the cause of liberty."w3

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Merry Christmas 2012
a poem by David M. Schmidt
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Attribute to L. Neil Smith's The Libertarian Enterprise

Turn on the computer
Insert the thumbdrive key
Type in the matching password
So the OS knows it's me

Access the hidden file system
That no one else can see
Log in to the VPN
With servers overseas

Run the virus checker
for software spooks and spies
Just part of the battle with
Big Brother's prying eyes

Start up the crypto program
Compose a heartfelt card
And recall when sending Christmas wishes
wasn't quite this hard.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone at The Libertarian Enterprise, and special thanks to my countless muses at the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, etc. ad infinitum, who provide me with more material and inspiration than I could ever want.

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