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L. Neil Smith's
THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE

Number 868, April 17, 2016

We have a terminal case of government

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Gems From My InBox
by Ken Holder
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I get mail:

Subject: ARE YOU TRULY DEAD?
Date: 2016-04-11 10:38
From: IRREVOCABLE COMPENSATION-PAYMENT <[email protected]>
To: Recipients <[email protected]>
Reply-To: <[email protected]>

Dear Beneficiary,
IRREVOCABLE COMPENSATION-PAYMENT ORDER VIA ATM CARD

We use this opportunity to confirm from you if really you have sent your Doctor as a representative. However, we received an email from one Dr.Mrs.Verani Bekti yesterday who told us that she is your private Doctor and next of kin and that you died in a car accident recently. Her contact details: Address: 110 Interglen Avenu, River Vale, New Jersey 07675 Beneficiary: Dr Mrs Verani Bekti Please confirm to us immediately that you know Dr Mrs Verani Bekti.

Note that we are bound to recognize Dr. Mrs Verani Bekti's claim if you fail to promptly respond. We decided to write to your email and if there is no reply of this message from you within 48 hrs it will be assumed that her information is correct then we shall work with your representative and do what she has requested.

An irrevocable payment guarantee has been issued by the United Nations (UN) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on your Payment. However, we are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation/Instructions you're complete Compensation fund, the sum of USD$4,000,000.00 through a secured/certified mode of payment

IF YOU ARE ALIVE YOU ARE ADVISED TO FOLLOW THIS INSTRUCTION STRICTLY. You are to contact the Mr Micheal Hillson with the following details:

You are to contact:
Name: Mr. Micheal Hillson
Email: [email protected]

NOTE: You are advised to, Re-confirm to this office the following information:
(A) YOUR PHONE NUMBER
(B) YOUR COMPLETE ADDRESS
(C) YOUR FULL NAME
(D) YOUR OCCUPATION

AWAITING FOR YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE


[ And waiting, and waiting, and waiting…—Editor ]


Subject: HI
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2016 21:39:25 +0800
From: REN <[email protected]>
To: undisclosed-recipients <>

I am is M.r.s. Reena Ahmad, Head of international Remittance department (Cimb Bank). I was instructed by my bank to pay all our owed foreign contractors/inheritors who have not yet received their funds.

In the process of paying the beneficiaries, I came across a fund file as an unclaimed fund belonging to one of our late customer, who came to my country for so many years ago. Unfortunately, the customer died along the Malaysia Missing plane MH370.

My reason of contacting you today is to seek for your assistance to enable me transfer these funds into your bank account as a DEAL, as I could not be able to locate any next of kin to the late customer. Be inform, once l transfer the fund to your account in your country you will have 50% of the total amount for your assistance, while 50% will be for myself and one of our staff who is the account officer to the late customer. the total money is ten million united state dollar(10,000.000.00) If you interested reach me in this private mail…………

Regards,
M.r.s. Reena Ahmad
[email protected]


[ Golly!—Editor ]


Subject: ***SPAM*** CUSTOMS SERVICES AUTHORITY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Date: Sat, 16 Apr 2016 15:09:11 +0100
From: ''' CUSTOMS SERVICES USA '' <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: Recipients <[email protected]>

CUSTOMS SERVICES AUTHORITY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
HARRISBURG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WASHINGTON, (DC) 20001 UNITED STATES
DIRECTOR OFFICE IN CHARFE. JAMES B WOLFE
1 Saarinen Cir, Dulles, AIRPORT VA 20166, United States

HELLO; BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE HERE THAT WAS CONFISCATED BY THIS US CUSTOM OFFICE IN HARRISBURG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT (MDT) PENNSYLVANIA UNITED STATES YOUR PACKAGE IS HERE FOR LONGTIME NOW DUETO YOUR DELAY AFTER THE DIPLOMAT AGENT ARRIVE FROM AFRICAN WITH THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTHS OF $2.5MIL USD AND WE ARE TO GIVE YOU 12 HOURS FOR YOU TO GET ALL YOUR CLEARANCE PAPER WORKS OUT, WITH THE AMOUNT OF $75.00 DOLLARS ONLY, WE NEED IT AT THE OFFICE BEFORE THIS HOURS OR THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WILL BE SEIZED AGAIN FOR THE FINAL DIVERSION BY GOVERNMENT OF USA HERE AND YOU WILL LOSE THE CONSIGNMENT BOX, BESIDES NO CONSIGNMENT BOX LEAVES THE INTERNATIONAL AIR PORT WITH OUT OUR NEEDED CUSTOMS CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE WHICH COST ONLY $75.00 BECAUSE SOMETIME AGO NOW THE DIPLOMAT HAVE BEEN EMAILING YOU TO SEND US OUR CUSTOMS CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE FEES BUT YOU KEEP ON DELAYING THEN WE ADVICE AGAIN IF YOU MISS THIS WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY THAT MEANS IT WILL BE VERY HARD FOR YOU TO GET THIS CONSIGNMENT BOX AGAIN , ONCE AGAIN WE NEED YOUR ANXIOUS MAIL DIRECT TO THIS US CUSTOM OFFICE BEFORE THIS HOURS FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO LEAVE THIS AIR PORT TO YOUR LOCATION. THIS IS THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL PAY NOTHING MORE ! NOTHING LESS!

YOUR CAN DIRECT THE IMMUNITY STAMP TAG CERTIFICATE FEES TO NIGERIA CUSTOM HEAD OFFICE AS THE ORIGIN OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX AND THEY WILL GET IT OBTAIN TO ENABLE THE U.S CUSTOM RELEASE THIS MAN DIPLOMAT AGENT TO YOUR DESTINATION. AND THEY ARE ENTITLED TO RECEIVE ANY PAYMENT TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND ALSO NOTED THAT THE REQUIRE PAYMENT OF $75.00 SHALL SENT TO NIGERIA HERE FOR SECURITY REASON SO THAT WE CAN FORWARD TO THE U.S.A CUSTOM SERVICE AS THE ORIGINATOR OF YOUR PACKAGE.

RECEIVER NAME… EMMANUEL WISDOM
COUNTRY……LAGOS NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION……GOD
ANSWER……BLESS
AMOUNT:$75.00
MTCN No#……
SENDER………
ADDRESS;………
TELL NO:……

YOUR OUR CONSIGNMENT BOX IS HERE FOR LONGTIME NOW DUE TO YOUR DELAY AFTER THE DIPLOMAT AGENT ARRIVE FROM AFRICAN WITH THE CONSIGNMENT BOX AND WE ARE TO GIVE YOU 1-2 BUSINESS DAYS? WE NEED IT AT THE OFFICE WITHIN 1 BUSINESS DAYS

  ICE Welcome Ceremony

THANK AND GOD BLESS.
BEST REGARDS
CHARFE. JAMES B WOLFE
CUSTOMS SERVICES USA AUTHORITY COUNTRY
Harrisburg International Airport


[ Must be for real, it's all caps—Editor ]


Subject: GIFT OF MY DONATION.
Date: 2016-04-11 06:52
From: BUFFETT FOUNDATION
To: BUFFETT FOUNDATION <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]

Your Attention Please,

My name is Warren Buffett and I have an urgent donation information for you which will benefit you and your entire family, with the less privileged in your local community. Respond back to this email immediately so as to enable me provide you with the complete information regarding this donation.

God Bless you richly.

Warren Buffett.


[ I disbelieve—Editor ]


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