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L. Neil Smith's
Number 628, July 17, 2011

"There is nothing wrong with America today except that it's
run by and for the criminal class and always has been."

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Fuck Obama
by Frank Ney

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Attribute to L. Neil Smith's The Libertarian Enterprise

Fuck Obama.


Fuck Obama. Up the ass. With a chain saw.

Click on the link below. I'll see you in about sixty seconds. You don't need to watch the whole thing.

[link to YouTube]

Wasn't that classy? About what I've come to expect from the Lawn Jockey In Chief. (I'll probably start getting hate mail from lawn jockeys for the insult.) Geez Louise, George Jefferson (a fictional character) has more class than this imbecile. So does Uncle Tom (another fictional character).

Now, I'm not exactly a big fan of NASA. Institutional arrogance aside, we as a nation got a hell of a lot more out of the space program than the budget figures alone would show. If you don't believe me, look up Robert Heinlein's witness statement to Congress circa 1977. The PC you're reading this article on had it's antecedents in the Apollo program. However NASA long outlived it's usefulness, were it not for the swarm of alphabet agencies just waiting to kill off any US company that looks like they're getting anywhere near Low Earth Orbit. (Unless they have names like "Boeing" or "McDonnell-Douglas") Arguably fourteen people are dead because NASA management refused to listen to their own experts. For seven of those EPA shares the blame. But on balance more good than harm came from a launch system that sadly was gelded at the design table. Even if we did waste most of it on building the "UN In Space".

But now it comes to an end, with fuck-all to replace it. Not only has the Sentient Lawn Jockey killed Ares, any private replacement is going to face an insurmountable mountain of red tape. I'm not exactly looking forward to being Russia's bitch for the next twenty years and China's bitch for the thirty years after. I'm not looking forward to the brain drain as laid off NASA employees head for the two aforementioned soon-to-be superpowers with their families in tow.

But the straw that broke the camel's back and made me blind with rage was the so-called President of the United States, the so-called "Leader of the Free World", this absolute moron, telling some of the best men and women our country has to offer, in front of the whole world, that their next jobs will be at Domino's Pizza. Really? I expect that kind of trash talk from some bum in an alley cadging spare change for his next bottle of Mad Dog. Not from the occupant of the Oval Office. This co-called man is not worthy to wipe the butts of any Astronaut who ever went to space.

And I'm not even touching the ever increasing amount of information that seems to point towards "Fast & Furious" being a false flag operation to get more victim disarmament laws crammed down our throats. Information that appears to point towards the very pinnacle of the Executive Branch, our very own Lawn Jockey. Terrorism? We've got home grown terrorists right here in River City. Or more correctly, in Moscow-On-The-Potomac. And they occupy the highest offices in the nation as well as the lowest in government service. Some of them aren't even on the government payroll, witness the two armed thugs outside a polling place in Philadelphia back in '08.

So Fuck Obama.

Will someone in congress please impeach this asshole?

Frank Ney is a computer consultant and professional gadfly. He serves this publication as Travel Gestapo Editor.

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