THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE Number 448, December 16, 2007 "Bill of Rights Day: December 15"
Why It Doesn't Matter For Whom Daniel G. Jennings Votes
Attribute to The Libertarian Enterprise After reading Mr Jennings' diatribe about the Elian Gonzalez affair, I am compelled to reply. To wit: get a grip, dude! Fulgencio Batista is in his grave, and the US imperial strangle-hold on its former colony of Cuba with him, and that is no cause for mourning. Any shortcomings of the government of Cuba are the business of the Cuban people, not yours, gringo. As the Good Book says, "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?. . .Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye. . ." It's good advice, and thou wouldst do well to heed it, amigo. Maybe you could use those sabres that you are rattling (". . .greatest superpower. . .sorry little nation with no military, rant, foam, slobber. . .") to pluck that beam out. As for the hilarious delusions that a) Cuba has "no military" and, b) your fascist empire should use its own to enforce a custody dispute, let me point out that the nascent Cuban military kicked your imperial ass at the Bay of Pigs, and that the Cuban people rose up to oppose your ugly invading army of mercenaries and mafiosi. You will notice that no further little adventures of this kind have been attempted since, not even by the current gang of nut cases occupying the presidential palace on Pennsylvania Avenue. It is also worthy of note that you were sufficiently untroubled by the Clintons' many crimes, from Whitewater and the subsequent murder of Vince Foster to the slaughter of innocent men, women and children in Waco which took place at the behest of Clinton appointee Jan "the man" Reno, that you voted twice for that obvious sociopath. This speaks volumes about your wisdom, discretion, and even simple ability to learn from experience. And people like you have a vote; that's why it's called "dumbocracy". Now you say that you are not going to vote for Hitlery Rodham Clinton, but only because of your denial of fathers' rights. That is highly ironic, as Hitlery is a major feminazi who has a long record of opposing fathers' and children's rights. The fact that Elian's father, whose paternity, so far as I can tell, has never before been challenged by anyone other than your all-knowing self, has not been established by blood test, is irrelevant and just a stupid red herring. I bet you'll vote for any fascist who threatens to invade a fe w more countries on one pretext or another. Maybe you voted for G.W. the last time? We know for sure that you don't seem upset about the Camp Delta concentration camp/torture centre on the grounds of occupied Cuban territory at Guantanamo. Of course, that is truly ". . .all this country stands for. . ." Elian Gonzalez should never have been shoved into that leaky boat by his irresponsible mother. It's a miracle that the child wasn't drowned with her. He is, of course, infinitely better off in the care of his father than being used as a propaganda puppet by the Batististas and Marielitos of the Florida "Cuban exile" gangsters. At home in Cuba, he will at least be free from having Ritalin forced down his throat in your government schools. [See attached article below] And he probably will be able to visit the US one day. You, on the other hand, cannot get permission from your imperial masters to holiday in beautiful Cuba. Even Canadians can do that, gringo, and that is precisely what I am going to do this spring. I'll think of you poor ignorant knuckleheads refusing CPR to your stricken masters as I lie basking on the beach at Varadero. I leave you with this epic satire, previously published elsewhere, which was written while Elian was still in Florida. It's a classic by a great and humble master of subtle wit, and it makes a few serious points, to boot.
I told you it was a classic, eh! Peace and Liberty.
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