Attribute to L. Neil Smith’s The Libertarian Enterprise

MELODY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJ0eUEiVm0

If you’ll gather ’round me voters/ A story I will tell
Of Donald J. Trump the President/ America knew him well.
It was down in Washington D.C./ On Inauguration afternoon
His wife beside him in his limo/ As into the town they rode.

Fake media approached him/ In a manner rather rude
Using vulgar words of language/ And his wife she overheard.
Donald grabbed his keyboard/ the media screamed and frowned
And in the fight that followed/ Donald laid the media down.

Donald took to Mar-alago/ And would not accept the blame
When every crime in the whole country was added to his name.
Yes, he took to Mar-a-lago/ On Florida’s sunny shore
And Donald found a welcome/ At at every Deplorable’s door.

There’s a many a starving farmer/ The same old story told
This President paid their mortgage/ And saved their little home.
Others tell you ’bout a stranger/ That came to buy a meal
And underneath his napkin/ Left a thousand dollar bill.

It was in many cities/ It was on a Christmas Day
Came a whole carload of groceries /With a Twitter that did say:
"They tell you I’m an outlaw/ They tell you I’m a thief
Here’s a Christmas dinner/ For the families on relief.

As through this world you ramble/ You’ll see lots of Congressmen
They’re afraid to use a sixgun/ So they use a fountain pen.
As through your life you travel/ As through your life you roam
You never saw this President/ Drive a family from their home.

^* A parody, with no apologies whatever to Woodie Guthrie, Joan Baez, or any other communist.