Attribute to L. Neil Smith’s The Libertarian Enterprise

It says here that Caitlyn Jenner has announced a run for Governor of California. As you may know, the current governor, Gavin Newsome, is the poster-boy for evil, stupid, and insane. The schlub is basically the leader of the Three Stooges wing of the International Communist Party. Apparently replacing him will be a two-stage process: first, an election to determine if he’s going to lose his job, second, another election to choose who will replace him. Assuming there’s any reason to believe in elections any more.

The most interesting thing about this situation is that Jenner, as you are probably aware, is a transgender person who started out life as a male, but, after becoming an Olympic champion, decided to become a female, instead. The splendid irony here is that transgenders are currently considered the most precious, sacred, politically-correct entities in the known galaxy by Democrats. The “woke” left just adores them, and they can do no wrong.

Nevertheless, Jenner will not receive the support of the LBGTQRSTUV “community” despite everything that she has done, all that she has given, to raise this group to an unprecedented (and largely undeserved) level of prominence and respectability, for the silliest of all possible reasons. These paragons of openness, kindness, and inclusivity are denouncing Jenner because she’s running as a (gasp!) Republican. As Rush Limbaugh once said of Donald Trump, he could have found a cure for cancer, but the left would have attacked him for costing thousands of oncologists their jobs.

In other words, because Republicans generally want to keep what they earn, make a better life for themselves and their children, want to adhere to the rule of law, believe the Bill of Rights—including the First and Second Amendments—really means what it says, and that America is worthy of protection from the rest of the world who would pillage and destroy her, Democrats—the party of election fraud, fake disease, lies, lockdowns, riots, looting, arson, “me-too” assault, the normalization of pedophilia, child molestation, rape, murder, the castration and mutilation of history—think there’s something wrong with Republicans.

I don’t really know what kind of Republican Caitlyn Jenner is. They come in several flavors. California Republicans tend to be RINOs, weak, cowardly, and stupid—Arnold Schwarzenegger is a good example. I do know that Jenner has been an inconstant supporter of Donald Trump. Republicans in general have proven unable to pull that sorry state out of its Marxist tailspin. If I had my way, the counties that that didn’t vote for Trump and voted for the communist candidate instead, would be ejected from the Union and allowed to drift out to sea (we would hold the military ports and bases in “adverse possession” like Guantanamo), while the remaining counties could join the adjacent states or form their own, new state. The name “Jefferson” has been suggested.

I confess to my own opinions about transgenderism—which I’ve avoided expressing very much. They are scientifically accurate and not very politically correct, but they are not very relevant, either. As long as individuals stick to the Zero-Aggression Principle and don’t hurt or bother anybody else—a measure at which Democrat transgenders fail miserably—I don’t give a damn what underwear they have on or how they choose to mutilate their own privates. I do not live in California, but if Jenner were the genuine article like Ted Cruz or Rand Paul, I’d put her yard-sign on my website.

Caitlyn (If I may) take the advice of a wise old man and write your name in the history books for something other than your sex-change. Pledge now that you will protect, defend, enforce, and uphold every word and every punctuation mark of the Bill of Rights, all of which are absolutely absolute. Promise that any politician, bureaucrat, or police officer who violates the Bill of Rights will go to jail, go directly to jail, do not collect two hundred dollars. Promise that all California officials who participated in the false imprisonment of millions, or in stealing the 2020 election, will join them. I recommend rebuilding Alcatraz, although I also recommend a new federal prison in Antarctica.