Attribute to L. Neil Smith’s The Libertarian Enterprise

I don’t think I was ever a 2-year-old. I can’t visualize myself ever having that much energy. But then again it would been a long time ago, so maybe so.

The weather here in Texas is very Texas-like. It will take me a while to get used to it, especially the humidity. I’ve been trying to go for walks when possible. This getting old has gotten me rather badly out-of-shape. I’m working to eat less and exercise more—just like the Doctor Person suggested I might ought to think about doing. Okay, Doc, I’m doing.

A few days ago I drove from deep in the heart of Fort Worth for 60 miles North to get home. Traffic was not too bad, but it was kind-of white-knuckle time, seeing as how I used to driving in a town of a few thousand people. Ah, the adjustments y’all will make—a Dr. Suss title I think?

Suz. Seus? However ya spell it. I could look it up, but then I could just not look it up, which is what I think I will do. Or not do.

Age reversal breakthrough as scientists just 50 moves away from ‘controlling biology’ by Callum Hoare.
I can say I am ready for my age reversal treament now, Doctor.

And here is a link to a page full of sarcastic posts making fun of the CDC, who has earned it: Twitter Imagines A Post-Covid World Thanks To Changing CDC Guidelines.

 

But enough shilly-shallying, time for some funny pictures.

 

You know, I always suspected this:

 

This puts me in mind of the “Go Big Red Fan” in Neil Stephenson’s novel The Big U:

 

I wonder if my medical insurance would pay for this?:

 

And a roadrunner somewhere down the road…

 

Yep:

 

Can’t yer just hear the mechanic saying, “Well, there’s your problem right there! Viper lock!”

 

First study for that Flying Winabago:

 

Wow. Just wow!:

 

And like it sez in the dictionary: Stay Deplorable My Friends