Attribute to L. Neil Smith’s The Libertarian Enterprise

So, WTF? Ya see, I had this birthday, and my family threw this party for me. Now, I’m not a party person, didn’t really want a party, but A Good Time Was Had By All, and so did I. Except for when the hornet stung me on a knuckle of my right hand. Ouch. Anyway, I was too pooped to Enterprise after all that.

And the 2-year-old grabbed a bunch of helium-filled balloons and ran like crazy all through the house. Poor fellow, a week before he was in the hospital with a Fever of Unknown Origin, but quickly recovered and became yet again a maniac. It was good to see.

Anyway, another year older. The hits keep coming. With a baseball bat, sure, but….

Speaking of baseball, my daughter gave me a Deplorable University baseball cap. Dang!

 

Democrats. Now, y’all need to remember that according to the basic philosophy of Leftism, there is no such thing as truth . Therefore there is no such thing as a lie. This is fundamental to all they do and say. (Of course, a fundamental inference from nothing being true, is: nothing matters, so shut yer whining pie-hole and submit! (Or we will kill you!—And they will, too!))

This doesn’t actually make sense, but nothing makes sense to them except following orders … so … um … shut up!

 

In reality, of course … but they say that doesn’t exist either, or, if it does nobody can understand it. So anyway, these people are actually just stupid, insane, or evil. There is no other way to account for it. But they mean well, right? Right? No? No.

Hell no!

 

And on that note,

 

It’s a crock of beans

 

My sister Darrnell, and my other sister Darrnell

 

From the new version of The Art of War

 

 

Stay Deplorable my friends!